Episode 29: Livin' on a Spare

This week’s episode is pure organized chaos in the best way. We catch up on the end of the school year, summer plans, camp training, birthday ideas, books, concerts, and the usual random side quests that somehow turn into half the conversation. Somewhere between all of that, we also end up talking about flat tires, roadside problem-solving, escape rooms, family plans, and the kind of everyday disaster stories that make for the best podcast material.

It’s funny, scattered, and full of the usual mix of tangents, life updates, and questionable decisions — basically, a very accurate snapshot of what happens when we sit down to record.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 1:14

That's exactly what our two listeners like.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

The fact that we talk about nothing and everything at the same time.

SPEAKER_03 1:21

Yeah, it's like what they used to say about Seinfeld. It was the perfect show that talked about nothing.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:29

I mean we talk about stuff.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

No, we talk about everything. We just at the same time are talking about nothing.

SPEAKER_03 1:34

Did we talk about my golf tournament last time? I don't remember we did.

SPEAKER_01 1:42

I think we I think we slightly did, but I don't think we went that far into it.

SPEAKER_03 1:46

It was very highly successful.

unknown 1:49

Yay!

SPEAKER_03 1:50

Yay, we raised a bunch of money for kids and teachers.

SPEAKER_01 1:53

So good. We love to see it.

SPEAKER_03 1:56

We love kids and teachers.

SPEAKER_01 1:57

Yes, we do.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

I mean not in a pedophile kind of way, but in more of a Okay, so we're two minutes in and you're already bringing out the pedophile.

SPEAKER_00 2:08

PDF.

SPEAKER_03 2:09

No, no, I'm just saying, sometimes when people hear I love kids, they they extreme, they extreme that.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

No, we just we like supporting students.

SPEAKER_03 2:24

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 2:25

That's what we enjoy.

SPEAKER_03 2:27

Um hold on, before we get anywhere. This just reminds me of a story I just saw. What is up with teachers getting it on with middle schoolers? What? I haven't seen that.

SPEAKER_01 2:41

I've I've heard about it with like high schoolers, but not middle schoolers.

SPEAKER_03 2:44

Like 43 counts.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

I don't know if that's one teacher.

SPEAKER_03 2:48

One teacher, and I don't know if that's like 43 kids or like or like 43 uh encounters. Could be seven with one and six with another. You know, I don't know the math on all of this. Have a deep dive.

SPEAKER_01 3:01

I don't know if they're I don't know if they go into like if every count like if all 43 counts are separate kids or if they're by encounter interaction.

SPEAKER_03 3:11

It's probably interaction, but I haven't even googled her to see if she's good looking or not yet.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

It was a girl, it was a woman teacher.

SPEAKER_03 3:21

Yes, a girl. Oh, I didn't say that at the beginning, did I?

SPEAKER_01 3:24

No, no, no, no. You said a teacher. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 3:27

Dude.

SPEAKER_01 3:27

I mean, I had I mean I had three PDF files.

SPEAKER_03 3:35

Uh sorry. Yes, PDF. You did have some PDF files.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

Um, I had three in my middle school. Well, I was there. I had one arrested after each year of or asked to leave after each year. One of only one of them I think was arrested and convicted. The other ones were just like asked to leave.

SPEAKER_03 3:55

And they were like group, like there was multiple people, not just you.

SPEAKER_01 4:00

Yeah, yeah. No, it was multiple. Like it was it was multiple, multiple people. Like one of them was my English teacher, one of them was my band director, and then the other one was the theater teacher.

SPEAKER_03 4:08

So crazy. Yeah, those are all three.

SPEAKER_02 4:11

They're all male.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

Yeah, those are all guys.

SPEAKER_03 4:14

Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:15

And that was it was literally like year after, like, literally three years in a row after I finished a grade in middle school, like stuff came out about them, which was crazy. Like, why why are we?

SPEAKER_03 4:27

What is up with this? That's so weird.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

Yeah, like why are we choosing to educate children just to get close to them and do not nice things to them?

SPEAKER_03 4:36

It's not okay. Anyway, it's they're always married too. Like, what's up with that?

SPEAKER_01 4:41

Or or about or like, yeah, they're in like a long-term relationship or married or whatever. Um, anyway, so welcome back to the Dad You Should Never See That podcast. I feel like this is a good time to intro since we've been sitting here for I forgot.

SPEAKER_04 4:57

I forgot we had done that yet.

SPEAKER_01 4:59

Talking about PDF files. Uh, welcome to the show where the points don't matter. If you don't get that reference, go look it up. And if you don't get that reference, good luck to you.

SPEAKER_03 5:10

What look it up? Look it up. I don't need can you Google that?

SPEAKER_01 5:15

I don't know. You don't know the reference of look it up.

SPEAKER_03 5:18

No, I know the reference of look it up.

SPEAKER_01 5:20

What's it from?

SPEAKER_03 5:22

Where the points don't matter.

SPEAKER_01 5:24

No. No, where the points don't matter is from whose line is anyway. Look it up is from is a is like a foolish or something. No, there's a guy on TikTok. His name is um he goes by Kickball Dad and he's like become famous. He's been on ESBN, whatever. His name is Kickball Dad, and every time he says something that he like is like every time he says like a claim, like of like what he believes is a fact, he goes, look it up. Stuff like that. It's I don't know, it's funny. He was on ESBN.

SPEAKER_03 5:53

I don't have the talk talk.

SPEAKER_01 5:54

Oh you should he's probably on Instagram, you should look him up. He's funny, he kind of reminds me of you if you were like a little bit older and continued to play sports.

SPEAKER_03 6:04

Older than Noah's Ark? What?

SPEAKER_01 6:07

Well, he's got a little bit more gray than you do. Um but like they do they did like a they did like a draft for when the first grandbaby was gonna be born.

SPEAKER_02 6:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:19

Like date, time, weight, whatever, and whoever won won like a jackpot of money. They do something like that every year.

SPEAKER_03 6:25

That's something we should add to the to uh our our family game time. Whenever all you girls start having babies, we should take bets.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

On when it comes, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:42

And then um you get to be the godfather or something.

SPEAKER_01 6:48

Yeah, if you win, you get you get you get ownership.

SPEAKER_03 6:53

You get first and naming rights. We get naming rights.

SPEAKER_01 6:57

We get naming rights. Um you become the godparent, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:02

And naming rights.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

Anyway, so you had the golf tournament this week. Did you do anything else this week except for work? Because you're both.

SPEAKER_03 7:10

Oh, this week. So the golf tournament was a couple weeks. Friday, I got to go play at the Beautyle Young Life tournament with the Frostbank dudes.

SPEAKER_04 7:20

Oh, that's fun.

SPEAKER_03 7:21

That was kind of fun. Um, I'm really not good at golf unless I'm driving. I can drive and somewhat putt. All that other crap in the middle where you gotta like hit flat sticks and small woods and yeah. I think they're called irons.

SPEAKER_01 7:38

My golf experience consists of um putt-putt and talk golf. And I'm not very I'm pretty good at putt-putt, not gonna lie. Pretty good at putt putt. Not very good at top golf.

SPEAKER_03 7:49

Well, it uh it's different than softball, so when you try to swing the golf club like a softball bat, it is a little different.

SPEAKER_01 7:57

That is that is definitely probably my problem in some in some aspects.

SPEAKER_03 8:02

Alright, so you're ending up uh you only got like two weeks left of school, and you'll have finished your first year.

SPEAKER_01 8:09

Uh we have yeah, a week and a half. We have next week and then Monday and Tuesday of the week after, and that's it.

SPEAKER_03 8:13

And then you have no finals.

SPEAKER_01 8:15

Nope. I'm coming home. You're coming up next Monday, and then we're leaving next Wednesday or two weeks, two Wednesdays from now.

SPEAKER_03 8:22

Gonna party at Cinco de Mayo.

SPEAKER_01 8:24

Cinco de mayo. Yeah, last day of classes. It'll be fun. Um I'm not, I don't, I'm not doing anything that day. Like, I literally don't have class that day. So we're gonna spend the day packing.

SPEAKER_02 8:36

On the fifth or the sixth?

SPEAKER_01 8:38

Fifth. We're gonna spend that day packing up the car to leave early on the sixth.

SPEAKER_03 8:43

Um, not too early, and I'm not packing up too much cars. It's gotta be in the parking lot.

SPEAKER_01 8:49

Well, I mean like packing up the room, like if we can just get everything packed in the room, get up the next morning, take everything down to the car.

SPEAKER_03 8:55

It depends on how Cinco de Maya even goes.

SPEAKER_01 9:00

We're gonna get margaritas.

SPEAKER_03 9:02

We will get margaritas.

SPEAKER_01 9:03

Margaritas. And bro, there's a I okay. So I found me and my gay best friend, JB. We found the absolute best Mexican restaurant in Lubin, Texas. No way, yes, it's called Anna's. Bro, it's of so cute in there, it is not very expensive. Like, and we got fajitas for one for 20 bucks, and we split it, and it was enough for both of us to have like two and a half tacos. Like, there was a lot of meat that they put for one person and we spent 20 bucks on it, and we got chips of queso. So, like, in total, it was like 30 bucks for the both of us to go out to eat, and we split it.

SPEAKER_03 9:41

That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 9:42

And the vibes in there were super cute, and it's like it looks like it's run down, but when you go inside, it's actually like really cute in there.

SPEAKER_03 9:49

Perfect. I mean, those are the best.

SPEAKER_01 9:51

So good, so good.

SPEAKER_03 9:52

So, what are you saying? Is that we're gonna go Monday night?

SPEAKER_01 9:55

Bro, maybe I don't know. We'll have to look.

SPEAKER_03 9:59

Um, so down for some good Mexican food.

SPEAKER_01 10:01

Little bit of an adventure uh in our life last week. Last week, my best friend Nat, go watch episode five. Um, Natty is going to work on I think it was Friday. No, it was Saturday, yeah. It was Saturday. She's going to work at like, she's working at like 4 p.m. So she's on the way to work. And I get a call and she's crying. And I'm like, what just happened? She works five minutes away.

SPEAKER_03 10:31

Like, right, what happened? Not that far at all.

SPEAKER_01 10:34

She goes, I she goes, I hit a curb, and I said, Okay. She's like hyperventilating. And I'm like, um, and I go, I popped my tire. And I'm like, okay, you you popped your tire. I'm still crazy. Like, she's like literally having an anxiety attack on the phone. She's like, I popped my tire, and I'm like, okay. She's like, Will you come to me? And I'm like, Yeah, I'm on the way. So I hop in my car. I literally don't, I literally had not got gotten out of bed that day. So I throw on my Crocs, grab my keys, run out the door. I don't put deodorant on, I don't put my hair up, like I do absolutely nothing. I just run out the door because she's freaking out. She's an she's a new driver.

SPEAKER_03 11:17

Um, throw on my shoes, grab my keys, a nude driver.

SPEAKER_01 11:21

New driver. I said that, bro. Nude. Nude. I said new. She's a new driver.

SPEAKER_03 11:26

College kids couldn't do that.

SPEAKER_01 11:27

Um, so she calls me whatever I go out there, and I and I get there, and I'm thinking, oh, like it'll be fine. There's one flat tire. We'll call some backup, we'll get the tire change, she'll be fine, she'll go to work. No, get out there. Both passenger sides are popped. One of them is like literally teared, like a part of the tire is teared from the other part. Right. So I'm like, what are we gonna do? So I call every male that I know who could have a car and could help us. All four of them showed up. One of them more for moral sport than anything else, but everybody showed up. And we're like, okay, like we could change this tire with the spare and then grab the spare from a car that's similar from one of our friends, and then put that on, drive it to Firestone. Um, like we could change one, drive really slow. Firestone's like four four point five miles away. So we're like, what do we do? We ended up calling a tow truck and waiting. We were out there for two hours, ended up calling a tow truck about an hour and a half in or like an hour in. So the tow truck finally gets her after like 45 minutes or something.

SPEAKER_02 12:37

Right.

SPEAKER_01 12:38

Um, we tow the car, we get it to the Firestone. Firestone goes, Hey, we're gonna have to do this in the morning, but tomorrow's a Sunday, so we don't open till nine. And you're saying you need the car by 11. We have other cars that we have to work on first. I don't know if we're gonna be able to get it done. So we're like, okay, whatever, it's fine. Like worse comes worse, I'll drive not to work, I'll go get her car later. Yeah, not a big deal. So we we get Panda Express on the way home to kind of like because none of us have eaten at this point. Like we've been outside, we've been out and about for three hours, none of us had really eaten. Um we sent the boys, we sent the boys on a mission.

SPEAKER_04 13:18

3 30.

SPEAKER_01 13:19

Something like that. So at this point, it's like it's like 6 15 probably. Um we called when when the boys were over, we sent half the boys to go get water, and then we had the other, we had one of the other ones stay with us. Well, the funniest part of this whole thing is the fact that we're sitting there trying to come up with a plan for this tire. This other girl drives into the same parking lot we in with a flat tire from the same road we were just on. So we send me and one of our guy friends, Jack. We love you, Jack. We walk over to them, we're like, Do you need help changing your flat? I was like, That's why we're over here. Like our friend busted two, so we can't really do anything. We're waiting for a toe, but like Jack can like Jack's like, I can change your tire if you need me to. So we sent him over there, he helps to change the tire. He's working over there. We sent two of the other boys to go get waters from like Seven Brew because it's right next to where we crashed.

SPEAKER_02 14:13

Right.

SPEAKER_01 14:14

Um, or not where we crashed, but where the tires popped. We're we're literally on a Saturday in a Methodist church parking lot for three hours, and there's people walking in and out of this church the whole time just looking at a and there's four different cars. There's two trucks, my Jeep, or there's five cars, two drugs, two trucks, my Jeep, and two mom cars. And we're taking up like eight spots, like none of us are parked correctly. We're we have a dog with us, like such a funny thing.

SPEAKER_03 14:48

Did y'all go look in the did y'all go look in the road to see what it was that was popping the tires?

SPEAKER_01 14:53

No, so the road that she was on, which funny enough is the same road at the beginning of semester where one of my springs came loose. It's the same road.

SPEAKER_02 15:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:01

So the concrete, like the concrete from the sidewalk on parts of that road is like chipped, so it's like really, it's not like your your normal like bump kind of rounded. Yeah, it's not rounded, it's like sharp. So we think she got a little bit too close because she really likes to hug curb. We've told her about it, but she really likes to hug because she doesn't want to get sideswiped, and we're like, girl, you're fine, you're in a little mini mom car, you're gonna be fine. She got a little bit too close to it on one of those sharp parts, and it hit her rim, and her rim busted her front tire.

SPEAKER_03 15:36

Right.

SPEAKER_01 15:37

We don't know what happened to the back tire, but it like it was still intact. Like, we probably could have aired it up and it would have been fine. Um or like plugged it or something, but yeah, that was a that was a three-hour adventure. But I just think it's funny, like, and I posted about this of being like, make sure you have guy friends in your life that if you call about a flat tire, they will all show up. Yeah, because we're sitting there with four different, like, four different guys showed up to help us because we were like, as soon as I got called, I started making calls because I was like, I don't know how to change a tire, but I know people who know how to change a tire who can come and help us.

SPEAKER_03 16:11

Well, and you and you know, I'll give you some credit. You could have done it. You called me on video and we found all the parts and we found where you're supposed to lift it and yeah, all the things, but you were like, It's Saturday. I don't have I'm not doing this crap.

SPEAKER_01 16:26

If there was only one tire popped, I would have changed it. But the fact that we had two, we had to come up with a game plan of like, do we steal a tire from somebody else that we could borrow? Like that has five lug nuts, that'll kind of fit. That's a similar shape, because you know, we're sitting there with a Jeep and two jacked-up trucks, none of our spare tires are gonna work for this car. So we're calling all of our girlfriends and our guy friends who have smaller cars, and eventually one shows up, but he took forever, and we had already called a tow truck that we were like, it's fine. But we ended up getting she ended up getting a call at like 10 a.m. the next morning, so she came, woke me up, um, and I took her and she went and got her car, and so everything was fine and dandy. Nice, but yeah, she Nat during this like the day before this happened, me and Nat were in the ER were in urgent care because she had um she she while this is all happening, it's her first day back at work. She has an upper respiratory infection while all of this is going on. Perfect. So she's had like when I had my eventful weeks of last semester of like going to the ER, um, car like getting in my car crash, getting my upper respiratory infection that I got last semester, like all of that happened to me back to back, and now that we're at the and that was at the beginning of the semester, and now that we're at the end of the year or beginning of last semester, now that we're at the end of this semester, apparently the same thing's happening to Nat. Like car troubles, respiratory infection, we went to urgent care.

SPEAKER_03 17:54

Oh god, just trading off who gets it in the first semester and who gets it in the second semester.

SPEAKER_01 17:59

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 18:00

It's been it's been it's been interesting for sure, but well, you know that brown spot that's on the top of my hood, not my hood, uh the top of the roof of my truck.

SPEAKER_01 18:08

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:09

It has expanded to look like the ghettoist. My truck is like a dark gray, and now there's a big brown, a light brown rust spot about the size of a soccer ball with the paint peeling on, and now there's another little spot in the middle. So I took it to Chevy, and they were like, Well, it looks like before this was traded in, because I bought that car used, before it was traded in, something happened and they decided to repaint the whole thing. But they didn't put any rust protection primer on it. They just stripped the car and then just repainted it so that it looked good to trade in. So I have no primer or anything underneath my car paint.

SPEAKER_01 18:52

You might just have to wrap it.

SPEAKER_03 18:54

Well, no, because they won't do it with with paint because moisture can get underneath the wrap and then it'll just rust. But here's what I'm here's what I'm doing. I'm going next week to get rhino guard my roof and my hood rhino guarded.

SPEAKER_01 19:11

I don't know what that means.

SPEAKER_03 19:13

You know that uh that's like flex tape? Like kind of like flex tape. Flex spray. It's actually like flex spray. But you know the stuff you put in in in the bed that makes it so you can't uh it's like weatherproof the bed.

SPEAKER_01 19:27

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:28

Basically, that's what will be on the roof and my hood.

SPEAKER_01 19:31

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 19:32

Because it's like$2,000 cheaper than paint.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

How many times do you think we can mention flex tape in this in this podcast?

SPEAKER_03 19:40

I mean, we couldn't.

SPEAKER_00 19:42

I think this is number six, honestly.

SPEAKER_03 19:43

If you had flex tape when the tire went down, you could have just put flex tape on.

SPEAKER_00 19:47

We could have just flex tape the tire and we wouldn't have been fine.

SPEAKER_03 19:49

Like or made a flex tape tire. Could have done that. It'll hold air according to the commercials. You can put a put it on a boat.

SPEAKER_04 19:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:59

And float. So anyway, yeah, I'm gonna have the ghettoist looking truck when I come up to I'll look like I belong in Lubbock. Black roof, black hood, silver the rest of the car.

SPEAKER_01 20:10

It'll be fine. It'll look fire. It'll be fine.

SPEAKER_03 20:14

I'm gonna put a little little uh grogu or a little stitch character embedded. Just joking.

SPEAKER_01 20:25

But yeah, no, it's kinda like being at the end of the school year, like having a week and a half left, nobody wants to go to class.

SPEAKER_03 20:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:33

And nobody really goes to class.

SPEAKER_03 20:36

No. I'm surprised professors just don't like, hey, after April 1st, just show up for your final. You got two and a half months to study.

SPEAKER_01 20:44

Well, like some of my classes I'm done with already. Like, I'm just going to class because I have to go to class for like a certain grade. But like my 11 a.m. is getting harder and harder to go to.

SPEAKER_03 20:56

What classes are you done with?

SPEAKER_01 20:58

I'm done with both of my online classes. I'm done with. I'm done with Spanish. I have one more assignment I have to do for Spanish, and it's like the final project, and then I'm done with that. I'm done with Spanish honors. Um, homicide. I have one paper I have to write. It's like a literature review, which I'm gonna work on this weekend. Um doing sometime in May. No, don't have much at all. Um, forensic science says we have our last text test next Thursday. Um, I'm done with stats next week. All right. So just finished my stats lab this week. So it's like that's what I mean. Like when when when other classes stop, you stop having work in other classes, you no longer want to go to the classes where you still have work. Because you're like, why am I even going? Because like I know that I can pass this class even if I don't go. Like I have enough, I have a good enough grade at this point that if I miss three more classes, because that's all I have left, it's not gonna hurt me.

SPEAKER_03 22:05

Yeah, but you still want to kind of finish strong because you never know if you're gonna need that professor's written thing for an honors master's program or something like that. But if they don't care, then yeah, I'm with you. Why do you care?

SPEAKER_01 22:21

Yeah. Like for my like in my Spanish class last week, we literally made in Spanish a dating profile for a character of our choice. Like that's what our assignment for the week was. And then we had to pick who our person went well with. That was our assignment for the week.

SPEAKER_03 22:42

That's a little weird.

SPEAKER_01 22:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:45

But it is what it is. Okay, so then and then I'm coming up, and then you're coming home, and then what do we have like 10 days before you go to camp?

SPEAKER_01 22:55

No, I have 13. So I I'm either leaving, I think I will be able to leave on the 19th, so I will be home for your birthday. Your birthday, but because I don't I don't know if I'm supposed to be there the night of the 18th or the morning of the 19th. I'm assuming the morning of the 19th.

SPEAKER_03 23:13

You should probably find out. So.

SPEAKER_01 23:15

Well, I'm waiting for them to send the information packet because they haven't sent it out yet.

SPEAKER_03 23:18

Uh yes. What are we going to do? For your birthday? Yeah, what should do this year?

SPEAKER_01 23:25

Should go to an escape room.

SPEAKER_03 23:26

Escape room? Go downtown?

SPEAKER_01 23:29

Should go find an escape room. Um and it's you and the daughter trying to do an escape room.

SPEAKER_03 23:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:37

Shoot her in the car beforehand.

SPEAKER_03 23:39

How does eight these eight people have been in this room for 25 minutes? This is a seven-minute room. This is someone called Sal. Where is Sal?

SPEAKER_00 23:52

They've been in there for two hours. This is supposed to take 30 minutes. They haven't even found the third clue.

SPEAKER_03 23:58

Sir, open the door. We have another party coming in. Yeah.

unknown 24:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:06

As long as we don't go to one of the horror ones where they like jump out at you, I'm good.

SPEAKER_03 24:09

No, because I'll I will punch a clown.

SPEAKER_01 24:11

Yeah, you'll pull it out. We already talked about this.

SPEAKER_03 24:14

I'm not doing it for jump scares.

SPEAKER_01 24:17

Um, but I think an escape room could be fun. I love escape rooms, and I know that your brain likes I know that your brain likes puzzles.

SPEAKER_03 24:24

Waffle House.

SPEAKER_01 24:25

And then Waffle House.

SPEAKER_03 24:27

That sounds like an event evening. There's that ghetto one in San Marcus. Is it still open? Didn't we go to one with escape room? Yeah, didn't we go with one with Austin?

SPEAKER_01 24:39

I've the only escape room I've ever been to was the one was the one connected to the pinballs. That's like a trailer. The only ever that's the only escape room I've been into.

SPEAKER_02 24:51

Um I don't remember that.

SPEAKER_01 24:54

You weren't there. I went with uh I went with one of my old friends.

SPEAKER_02 24:58

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 25:00

There's one called there's one called Escape Spy. I went to one, there's a really ghetto one in Kyle. Like a really, really ghetto one. It's in the middle of O'Hara in a warehouse. But it was fun.

SPEAKER_03 25:15

There's one in Kyle?

SPEAKER_01 25:16

Yeah, there's a really ghetto one.

SPEAKER_03 25:18

Oh. There's there's the three in. It looks like there's three in San Marcus.

SPEAKER_01 25:25

Yeah, San Marcus Escape, the Playhouse, and San Marcus. Oh, and Magnum Opius.

SPEAKER_03 25:32

Opus. Opus. Which is it has up to nine participants. So we could try that.

SPEAKER_01 25:47

One hour duration, one hour about presenting. Oh wait, that's a live online escape game.

SPEAKER_02 25:53

What?

SPEAKER_01 25:55

Um that's no, that's no, that's a in your house, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:59

That's stupid. Why would I want to do that?

SPEAKER_01 26:02

I don't know. The other thing we could do is we could try to do like the unsolved case files, like the where you gotta figure out who murdered who.

SPEAKER_03 26:10

The ones that y'all were doing in the room before?

SPEAKER_01 26:13

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. There's a there's a bunch of those that are funny. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 26:20

We need to we need to be out.

SPEAKER_01 26:21

What do we think the playhouse is?

SPEAKER_03 26:24

Um I have no, yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 26:26

Sounds a little scary.

SPEAKER_03 26:29

Um, I don't know. We'll find something. But if that's what y'all want to do, we'll go. There's like four.

SPEAKER_01 26:33

Well, it's whatever it's girl, it's whatever you want to do. I just know that you like puzzles.

SPEAKER_03 26:37

I just like hanging out. That's all I care about. Doing stuff, doing stuff together.

SPEAKER_01 26:45

We could go to like urban air.

SPEAKER_03 26:47

I'm not doing that. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 26:50

You want to go to you, you want to go to a little trampoline parking? Okay, so we can go to Schlutterbahn.

SPEAKER_03 26:55

They have virtual reality escape rooms.

SPEAKER_01 26:58

No, bro, that'd give you a migraine.

SPEAKER_03 27:01

I'd give you a migraine, not me.

SPEAKER_01 27:03

That would give me a migraine. That you don't do well with like things that move around virtually.

SPEAKER_03 27:09

Well shut up. I can kill I can kill zombies just like everybody else.

SPEAKER_01 27:13

Well, but you you kind of you struggled with um the like rides at Universal where it's like VR.

SPEAKER_03 27:21

No, I just didn't I don't like the the rough, jerky, shaky stuff. If I'm gonna do that, I want my eyes open so I can see. Because it's like me, like you sticking me in a Ferris wheel and then going, oh can I find a Ferris wheel and we do that for your birthday? By the way, there's nuts and bolts missing from this that this Carney guy put on you on. Um, that is a little different, I think.

SPEAKER_01 27:47

Okay, there's one called the House or Haas Escape.

SPEAKER_03 27:51

Yeah, where's that?

SPEAKER_01 27:54

I think it's I'm pretty sure it's in San Marcus still. Oh, it's in New Bromfels.

SPEAKER_03 28:00

We could go there. We could go down there.

SPEAKER_01 28:03

You only have 60 minutes to finish it. There's one that has a 35% success rate and a 40% success rate.

SPEAKER_03 28:11

Oh, so a challenge.

SPEAKER_01 28:13

Yeah, there's one called Real Weird Heritage, and there's one called The Experiment.

SPEAKER_02 28:22

Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 28:23

Interesting.

SPEAKER_02 28:24

We probably have to um team building. We probably have to what we'll call it on that. We probably have to pay attention. Hey.

SPEAKER_01 28:34

Yeah, yeah, you do.

unknown 28:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:37

There's a bunch. We can look at them later. But um, that could be fun for your birthday.

SPEAKER_03 28:41

Yeah. Two to six.

SPEAKER_01 28:42

Because I leave I leave the 19th for camp for training. We have training for camp from the 29th to the 27th, I think. And then camp starts June 1st. Like actual camp. Starts June 1st, and we have camp until July 5th. So I'm gone for six weeks after that.

SPEAKER_03 29:09

So you have a break? How long's your break? What'd you say?

SPEAKER_01 29:12

It's like a weekend. That's it.

SPEAKER_03 29:14

So May twineteenth to June something, and then a week uh weekend, and then six weeks after that?

SPEAKER_01 29:23

No, so it's May, it's May 19th to May 27th, I think, and then we have the seventh, the or May 28th, and then we have like the 29th and the 30th off.

SPEAKER_03 29:32

Or Memorial Day.

SPEAKER_01 29:34

Yeah, and then camp starts June 1st on that Monday.

SPEAKER_03 29:38

Oh, so you're just doing training and all that.

SPEAKER_01 29:40

So yeah, it's basically like training, and then I got you. And then it starts June, yeah, June 1st. So we have off some like we have off like three days, and that's about it. Or it's like two or three days. Um and then camp starts on the first.

SPEAKER_03 29:57

It goes till July, what?

SPEAKER_01 29:59

July 5th.

SPEAKER_03 30:00

That's not bad. That's just a month.

SPEAKER_01 30:03

It's six weeks, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:05

Well, I mean, the training, I'm not counting the training because there's no all the Yahoos are still in school.

SPEAKER_01 30:13

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:14

Unless you church schools coming.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

Well, everybody going is churchy, but um No, no, I meant like nobody nobody comes. No, church doesn't like the camp actually doesn't start until June 1st. Like camp actually, like camp opens June 1st.

SPEAKER_02 30:29

Okay. So we're there June 1st.

SPEAKER_01 30:31

So yeah, one, two, three, four, five. It's like five weeks of actual camp with a week and a half of training. So it comes out to be like seven weeks. Um nice. But I'm on the medium productions team, very excited about it. Um, Nat, go see episode five once again. She's coming back up, is on the health tech team. And then one of our other friends we're trying to convince to go and come hang out with us because he lives in Austin. So we're trying to convince him to sign up and go with us. Fun. Yeah, but it'll be really fun. I'm really excited. I love this camp. And I showed Nat a bunch of the pictures I have from it and a bunch of the pictures online. Um, and I I went to I went back to the final year that I went to the camp, 2023, and I found pictures of myself at camp that were like take it of me, which I think is so fun.

SPEAKER_03 31:22

Yeah. Was it 2023?

SPEAKER_01 31:24

Yeah, 2023 was the last year we went.

SPEAKER_03 31:28

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 31:28

As a that's yeah, that's the last year Connection Church went.

SPEAKER_03 31:32

When was the last year me and you went?

SPEAKER_01 31:34

Last year I went was 2023.

SPEAKER_03 31:36

Did I go in 2023?

SPEAKER_01 31:38

I don't think so. I don't think you went.

SPEAKER_03 31:39

No, that's what I meant. Like, when was the last time me and you were we went?

SPEAKER_01 31:43

Dude, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

Back in fifth grade, maybe.

SPEAKER_01 31:47

No, I think it was in middle school.

SPEAKER_03 31:49

Oh. We had a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_01 31:51

Maybe 2019, 2018, maybe.

SPEAKER_03 31:54

Yeah, we had a lot of fun at that camp. It was a good camp, and who knows how it's expensive. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 31:59

Yeah. But yeah, we live in the bunkhouses for training, which will be fun. That'll be that'll be that'll be an adjustment, like 16 people in one room for a week and a half. But we're in the bunkhouses for training, and then after bunkhouses, we move to the little like hotel rooms on uh servants lane. And we get to pick our roommate, which is nice. There's three to a room, so me and Natty get to be together, and then we have to pick our third.

SPEAKER_03 32:25

So if you get done in July 5th, then you have like a full month to kind of do whatever you want to do before you gotta move into your apartment.

SPEAKER_01 32:37

Kind of. Well, because I'll be gone, I'll be gone a week for the cruise, and then I'll be gone a week to see you and your side of the family in uh Chattanooga.

SPEAKER_03 32:47

Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_01 32:48

And then I get home from that, and then it'll be and then I have to start packing. So I have I have more or less a month before I have to start worrying about packing, but like, but I have like my birthday that I'm trying to plan right now. Um, we're not we're not really doing much, but a lot of our friends from Lubbock are gonna come down and come stay at the house. Um, and we're just gonna like hang out. I think we're gonna do I think we're gonna try to get one of those like blow-up projectors and whatever and try to do a movie in the backyard and cool thing things like that. Um because like I'm turning 19, which isn't that cool anyway, so yeah. There's like there's nothing interesting you could do at 19.

SPEAKER_03 33:29

No, I mean you could do all the stuff you normally would do.

SPEAKER_01 33:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:33

But no, that sounds I mean, that sounds fun.

SPEAKER_01 33:36

Mm-hmm. Yeah, it'll be fun.

SPEAKER_03 33:37

You can rent all those from rock and roll rentals in Austin.

SPEAKER_01 33:42

I think me and Nat after camp are gonna go get matching camp tattoos, which will be fun. We're gonna find something that like to memorialize camp, our first year working, maybe our only year working, but I want to go back and I want to work it every year.

SPEAKER_03 33:58

Little TPs.

SPEAKER_01 33:59

Oh, we're not camping outside, bro.

SPEAKER_03 34:02

No, but it just it that's the like universal sign for camp.

SPEAKER_01 34:05

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe something will happen at camp, or maybe we'll go get a brown cow.

SPEAKER_03 34:11

If you get a brown cow with a tattoo, I will start just calling you post Malone.

SPEAKER_01 34:19

Well, mom, I told mom about Nat and my roommate Nat want and me wanting to get little pickles with bows on it as matching tattoos. She goes, Why would you do that? Why would you put a little pick on your body? And I was like, Because just to like show me and her. Like, what do you mean?

SPEAKER_03 34:35

Yeah, did you get it yet?

SPEAKER_01 34:38

No, we're supposed to get it um the weekend of the first. Our last basically, like our last weekend together. We're supposed to go get it.

SPEAKER_03 34:45

Got you.

SPEAKER_01 34:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:47

So then what else? What else could we do? There's lots of movies coming out. Supposed to be a big movie summer, and then concerts.

SPEAKER_01 34:58

Love me some concerts. Well, we know Co's finally going on tour. Did you see he proposed to Bailey as baby mama? I didn't know.

SPEAKER_03 35:07

So cute.

SPEAKER_01 35:07

They're so precious, and I love Baby Woods. She's adorable.

SPEAKER_03 35:11

Yeah. I saw that picture of them on the airplane. She's like sitting up, and you can see like it's his face on her, which is a little creepy. It'll creepy.

SPEAKER_01 35:20

She definitely looks like her dad for sure. Um, yeah, concerts. One year we will go to stagecoach. I'm putting it into existence. One year we'll go to stagecoach.

SPEAKER_03 35:33

Yeah, that's this weekend, right?

SPEAKER_01 35:35

I know. I've been seeing like all everybody pre like, I don't care about Coachella. I really don't care about like I'm all like my TikTok is full of Coachella, and I'm like, I don't care. I'm like, I'm just waiting for the stagecoach content because I want to go so bad. But tickets are so expensive.

SPEAKER_03 35:49

Yeah. And I don't even know. Can you I don't even think you can go can you go to just one day, or do you can you just do you have to get a whole pass?

SPEAKER_01 35:59

I think stagecoach you can only go. I think I think it's a I think you can buy tickets for just one day.

SPEAKER_03 36:04

Yeah, that's right. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 36:06

It's not it's not like I don't think it's like Coachella where you have to actually get.

SPEAKER_03 36:13

Yeah, I think it is.

SPEAKER_01 36:15

Oh yeah, it is three days. It's three day passes.

SPEAKER_03 36:18

Yeah, three-day pass. And then you get depending on how crazy you want, depends on the VIP and all that other stuff you get.

SPEAKER_01 36:24

Yeah, no, but if I honestly, if we do go to State Coachella one, or not Coachella, if we do go to Stagecoach one day, I want to get like those real nice. I guess like we're only gonna go once, we should go all out for it. Like we should save for it and go all out and get like the really like the really the coral package for four grand. The coral, yeah, the coral reserved seating for uh yeah. Or actually, it's okay. So the highest the best seats they have are the diamond, yeah, for four grand. Gold rush for I mean, we could get the gold rush for 2700 a person.

SPEAKER_03 37:01

A piece. That's not like that bad. That's not per group.

SPEAKER_01 37:05

No, I'm saying, but we could like you know, say like we save for it and then we go. But then we and then you know, we get a little get a little RV, rent an RV, go park it at the place for two grand total.

SPEAKER_02 37:19

That is true.

SPEAKER_01 37:22

So let's see, if we took six people, four grand a person for tickets, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:29

So 2037.

SPEAKER_01 37:31

Gotcha, Coachella. I mean stage coach. Everybody start giving me a hundred dollars a month right now, seven years, four grand times six. Oh no, we'll go five. You and the we'll just do you and the girls.

SPEAKER_03 37:46

Okay, that's oh is is what? Go ahead. Uh-huh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:55

So if we drop 20 grand, right? We let's say we rent an RV for the weekend, that's probably what? Two grand.

SPEAKER_02 38:02

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 38:03

Okay, right. And then we add another two grand for parking. So it's only 24 grand, right? For the five of us to go.

SPEAKER_02 38:10

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 38:10

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 38:11

Which honestly, we could do. If you give us like if we have like five years to prep, you know. I think that everybody could save, you know, whatever it that is about it. You know, everybody could save$4,800.

SPEAKER_03 38:26

I think we would do the coral coral reserved seating. It's like close, but you get to go into general admission and saloon areas, and then you get souvenirs each night.

SPEAKER_01 38:44

Specialty food and drink, bathrooms, air conditioning bathrooms.

SPEAKER_03 38:51

Shaded seating areas. Grab and go food options like you're at a football game.

SPEAKER_01 38:59

Yeah, I feel like that's all we would need.

SPEAKER_03 39:01

That's all we need, right?

SPEAKER_01 39:02

But everybody's got to be 21 when we go for sure. Oh photo show. Okay, so if it's only okay, let's say we got C1.

SPEAKER_03 39:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:12

That's let's say, let's just round here. Let's go 2,500 times 5.

SPEAKER_03 39:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 39:19

It's only$1,250. Plus plus the$4 grand for the RV and this parking spot for the RV.$16,000.

unknown 39:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:28

Divided by five. So we're still back at$20.

SPEAKER_01 39:31

No, we're not. We're at$3,300 a person. That's$1,500.

SPEAKER_03 39:36

Beverages.

SPEAKER_01 39:37

Yeah, we're back at$20. But it's better than if we got VIP, it'd probably be closer to$35.

SPEAKER_02 39:44

That's true. That's true.

SPEAKER_01 39:47

I mean, if everybody saves like eight grand, we could go. Or if we become really big and popular and a brand wants to send us to Stagecoach.

SPEAKER_03 39:56

We could be your reporters.

SPEAKER_01 39:58

Let us know. We could report on it.

SPEAKER_03 40:00

Pendejo. Send us.

SPEAKER_01 40:03

Sponsor us.

unknown 40:04

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 40:05

Send us to stage. We don't care about Coachello. Send us to Stagecoach.

SPEAKER_03 40:08

We'll be the Pendejo reporters at Stagecoach.

SPEAKER_01 40:13

Yeah. And it'll be oh, I don't know if I can mention what we your your amazing idea of the branch channel.

SPEAKER_02 40:25

A what?

SPEAKER_01 40:26

The branch channel off of this.

SPEAKER_03 40:29

Oh. Can't can't can't tell you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:33

Not yet.

SPEAKER_03 40:34

Not yet. Our seven listeners will be so excited once we get to the case.

SPEAKER_01 40:38

In the make ink. It's in the making. We're working on it. Um but yeah, I'm excited to come home.

SPEAKER_04 40:47

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 40:48

Um, I'm kind of sad that I won't be able to go to a lot of my friends' graduations. I won't I won't be able to be there, which is kind of sad, but I'm gonna see a lot of them before they graduate. Um since I'll be at camp. Um but yeah, it'll be a lot of um just kind of hanging out at the house if I'm not somewhere. If I'm not like if it's not cruise or travel or camp, I will probably be at home doing almost absolutely nothing except for trying to pack and reading, which I'm back into reading. I finished a book in two days. Um I'm about to finish another book that I started two days ago.

SPEAKER_04 41:26

Perfect. That's great.

SPEAKER_01 41:27

So I'm trying to get myself back into it because I have four books here that I want to try and see if I can finish before I come home.

SPEAKER_02 41:38

Whoa.

SPEAKER_01 41:39

Yeah, because I have not read all year. Like literally all year.

SPEAKER_03 41:44

Well, and you don't have any classes, so maybe you'll be able to read a little bit more.

SPEAKER_01 41:47

Yeah, I don't really have I don't have all that many classes or assignments or whatever, so I've been I've been like able to convince myself that I'm not wasting time by reading a book about dragons and fairies and romance. So that's the good news.

SPEAKER_03 42:02

Is it though? You could be wasting your time reading that.

SPEAKER_01 42:06

No, they're so good, dude. One day I'm gonna force you to read a fantasy book. Why do dragons like it?

SPEAKER_03 42:11

Hey, I read all of the Lord of the Rings.

SPEAKER_01 42:14

Lord of the Rings does not count. I'm talking about like new romance fantasy. Like romantic. Why not?

SPEAKER_03 42:24

Who wants to read about dragons hooking up? That's gross.

SPEAKER_01 42:27

No, it's not about dragons hooking up, it's about dragons are just around. Like they're just part of the story. And not all of them have dragons. Like the one that I one of the the one that I'm about to the one that I'm reading now isn't fantasy, it's a mafia romance, and it's a little rough. The one I'm about to read is about Hercules, Hercules' daughter, who doesn't know that she's the daughter of Hercules.

SPEAKER_03 42:49

What's what's her name?

SPEAKER_01 42:51

I don't remember. I haven't read the I I'm about to read the sequel.

SPEAKER_03 42:55

Herculina. What do you mean? If you then you don't know her name and you've already read a book about her?

SPEAKER_01 43:00

Well, I haven't I haven't read it sin though. I read the first one while I was in Asia on Mom's Kindle.

SPEAKER_03 43:09

Um Herculina?

SPEAKER_01 43:11

No. Her name is really Zara. Or what is it?

SPEAKER_03 43:17

It's like a Hercules name.

SPEAKER_01 43:19

What is her name? I'm trying to find it.

SPEAKER_03 43:21

Jeremina.

SPEAKER_01 43:27

Um it's like a relatively normal name.

SPEAKER_03 43:30

Okay. That sounds lame. Nobody wants a normal name and your dad is Hercules.

SPEAKER_01 43:37

Well, but she doesn't know. Oh, her name is Alexis.

SPEAKER_03 43:41

Ah.

SPEAKER_01 43:42

I think. Yeah, Alexis. Her name's Alexis. No, well, but she doesn't know that she's auto Hercules. She thought that she was just like a normal human being, but turns out that she's not. She's a they call him something in there, but essentially a demigod.

SPEAKER_03 43:59

Yeah. Well, that should be better than dragons hooking up. I don't know why you're reading that.

SPEAKER_01 44:04

Bro, I don't read animals Pokemon's hooking up.

SPEAKER_03 44:08

It's like animals.

SPEAKER_01 44:12

No, no. I've never read a book about animals in that way.

SPEAKER_03 44:19

What um. Yeah. So books and movies and music should be pretty good summer. And then next year you're a junior. You skipped.

SPEAKER_01 44:31

Yeah, I'm a junior. Skipping, skipping a year. Basically, skipping sophomore year.

SPEAKER_02 44:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:36

So going to junior next year. Um, very excited to live with the girlies I'm living with next year. I think it'll be really fun. We've started like kind of planning out the living room and such. So I think it'll be really fun.

SPEAKER_03 44:49

Biscuits bed is.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

Yeah. Well, good thing is that everybody's okay with them her going in their room. So she'll have a little, she'll have a little bed, but she'll probably be on ours more often than not.

SPEAKER_03 45:00

She'll need a sleeping schedule. She'll need everybody's school schedule to know whose room to jump into.

SPEAKER_01 45:07

Because that little freaking who's up who sleeps in the latest. That's where I'm going. Well.

SPEAKER_03 45:12

Well that little freak sleeps with me and then um I guess the bed is still warm after I take her out to pee and then she jumps right back in the spot and I don't see her until like lunchtime.

SPEAKER_01 45:25

Yeah, that sounds about right.

SPEAKER_03 45:27

So if there was another human that she could just butt up against, I'm sure she would just sleep in there.

SPEAKER_01 45:33

Yeah, she's gonna have to get used to going up and downstairs, which I don't think she's gonna be very happy about.

SPEAKER_03 45:38

Yeah, she'll be fine. She loves it.

SPEAKER_01 45:40

But I think she'll have fun, and there will always be people over, which I think she'll be very happy about because she'll always have people to give her lovens.

SPEAKER_03 45:47

Well, and you'll just have to as normal, just watch her since she's a runner.

SPEAKER_01 45:51

Yeah, and not her to run out the door.

SPEAKER_03 45:54

She's super fast. Or I'm just old. One of the two.

SPEAKER_01 45:57

It's her little schwabba legs. Um just about covers everything that we didn't plan on talking about that we talked about.

SPEAKER_03 46:09

Yeah. Um, and if we had planned something to talk about, we wouldn't have actually made it to there yet.

SPEAKER_01 46:16

Probably not, because we don't seem to ever do. There's still two topics that we were supposed to talk about that we still haven't talked about, so we'll get to them eventually, hopefully.

SPEAKER_02 46:23

What are those?

SPEAKER_01 46:24

Um, I think it was paranormal part two.

SPEAKER_03 46:27

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 46:28

And then you never finished that?

SPEAKER_03 46:30

That was like two months ago.

SPEAKER_01 46:32

No, we never did the we were supposed to do the part two one of the days, and then we sidetracked to something else. Um, and then I don't remember what the other one was, but there was another one. Well, okay, this was episode 29, which means that next week is episode 30.

SPEAKER_03 46:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 46:47

Which means that there's a special guest at next episode.

SPEAKER_03 46:50

Do you have that special guest?

SPEAKER_01 46:51

I do have that special guest.

SPEAKER_03 46:54

Perfect.

SPEAKER_01 46:55

Um, or some may say guests. Plural.

SPEAKER_03 46:59

There's guests. So you'll have to come, you'll have to come or window zoom meeting.

SPEAKER_01 47:06

You'll have to come next week um to come see who's who's gonna come talk. It's gonna be. I'm not telling dad anything about the episode, but it's gonna be a little crazy. I'll tell you that right now. For it's the last episode of the semester.

unknown 47:19

Perfect.

SPEAKER_01 47:20

Episode 30. I feel like we have to end it out on kind of a shabam, so it'll be fun. I have it all planned, and dad has no idea about it.

SPEAKER_03 47:27

I do not. So um, I gotta make sure I guess I take that day off. Who knows what's gonna happen. Yeah, next Thursday is all open.

SPEAKER_01 47:39

Join us next Thursday. Um, it was great. Great to see you again, Papa. Great to talk to you for another week of where the points don't matter and nothing we ever say makes sense. Um, you wanna finish, you wanna intro us out?

SPEAKER_03 47:55

And for our listeners and all of our future sponsors, we love you. Make sure you go to Instagram, make sure to follow us, make sure to leave us a comment. I still don't think anybody's ever left us a comment. Nope. Maybe we need to put more stuff on the interwebs like about our existence every other day or something. I don't know, something stupid. I don't know, we'll figure it out. I'll do dad joke of the day or week or because I have probably three million jokes in my head.

SPEAKER_01 48:31

Dad joke Tuesday, dad joke, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:35

Maybe I don't know. We'll figure it out. But thank you for listening, and uh yeah, we'll uh we'll we'll talk to you later.

SPEAKER_01 48:44

Bye adios